Kawaii Gifts

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Which part are you reading for?"

Official Fight Cards

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

I love my Uke.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Stop playing with your food!"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Manga study #2

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"