Hawaiian Fashionista Gifts

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Beehive Hairstyle

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

'The Big Kahuna!'

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"How much do you want off the top?"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I love your bangs.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Winter Coat

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Dye now, pay later!

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

I've found the designer gene.

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Perfect.'

"My mom always looks for the silver lining, but then she dyes it to match the rest of her hair."

Clothing museum. What would you say if someone asked you to invent an alternative to the button or zipper as a closer? It'd be a snap.