Hawaiian Fashionista Mugs

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Beehive Hairstyle

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I love your bangs.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"How much do you want off the top?"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Winter Coat

I've found the designer gene.

'Perfect.'

Dye now, pay later!

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"I guess they really are permanent."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"I'm surprised you don't get one of those undetectable wigs,luv!"

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,