Sushi Fashionista Gifts

Sushi hats

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi and the Cat

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Skinhead guppy.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Sushi for two, please.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Feng Sushi

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.