Sushi Fan Gifts

Awkward First Dates

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Decapitated coffee.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi Train Spotters

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi Train Set.

Sushi and the Cat

"Delivery!"

Spring in Japan.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Sushi Cat

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'