Sushi Aficionados Gifts

Sushi Train Spotters

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Delivery!"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi Train Set.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Lunch Meet

Sushi and the Cat

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Feng Sushi

Dog's Sandwich

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Sushi for two, please.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi Cat

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."