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Sushi Train Spotters

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Lunch Meet

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi Train Set.

"Delivery!"

Sushi and the Cat

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Dog's Sandwich

Feng Sushi

Sushi Cat

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sushi for two, please.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

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