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Awkward First Dates

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Decapitated coffee.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi and the Cat

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi Train Set.

Spring in Japan.

Sushi Train Spotters

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Sushi for two, please.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi Cat