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"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Awkward First Dates

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Delivery!"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Sushi and the Cat

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Skinhead guppy.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Sushi for two, please.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'