Sushi Lover Gifts

You are the wasabi on my sushi

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

'Oh boy - Sushi!'

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

'Three trout dinners. Raw.'

"I hear the sushi here is really fresh."

Japanese whales.

Cappuccino, like sushi, are my birthright.'

'Excuse me, but you're violating my food license.'

This one's OK.

'What happened to Al's Bait Shack?'

Sushi bar...under new management

Sushi for two, please.

'Quick - you zig and I'll zag!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

'Be forewarned, Ben is into sushi.'

'Since we learned to love sushi we havn't used the cauldron anymore.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"I really need to start carrying some wasabi."

Woman opens sushi box.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"You call this guacamole?"

First date bloopers...'I've heard the sushi is good here.'

"All you can eat sushi."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

'Shorry I am late dear! Hic! Wass for dinner, hic?'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Sushi - formerly gyros, hot dogs, pretzels, chestnuts.

'I knew there was something odd about a restaurant that bills itself as a fast food sushi place.'

Awkward First Dates