Sushi Train Set.
Sushi Express Lover Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a sushi enthusiast? From playful mugs to quirky t-shirts, pillows, and prints, our collection combines humor and creativity to delight anyone who adores sushi. Whether it’s a gift for yourself or a fellow sushi lover, discover merchandise that captures the fun, flavor, and artistry of Japanese cuisine with a lighthearted twist.
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!
"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."
"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."
Awkward First Dates
'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'
Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.
Sushi Train Spotters
Sushi and the Cat
"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."
"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."
"Delivery!"
"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"
'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'
"Look! A sushi bar!"
'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
Hot dogs. Sushi.
Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.
'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'
"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
Shrimp cook
"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"
Sushi for two, please.
Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.
Sea temperatures hottest on record
'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'
'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'
Sushi Cat
'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'
Feng Sushi
Sushi Express Lover Gifts Collection
Sushi Express Lover Mugs
Explore our selection of sushi express lover mugs—perfect for bringing a splash of humor and flavor to their morning routine.
Sushi Express Lover Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with sushi-inspired designs—great for decorating rooms or relaxing in style, celebrating their favorite Japanese delicacy.
Sushi Express Lover Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that beautifully showcase sushi art and humor—ideal for decorating walls and celebrating their culinary passion.
Sushi Express Lover T-Shirts
Check out our fun and quirky t-shirts designed for sushi fans—wear their passion proudly and turn heads with playful Japanese cuisine humor.