Sushi Adventurer Gifts

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Fish hunting for men.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Garlic Free Zone.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Ding" "Dong"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Son burying his dad in sand

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Delivery!"