Sushi Aficionado Gifts

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"It could use some wasabi."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Sticky rice is ready to go."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Dear... Could we be a bit more discreet about the affair with the new sushi chef?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"If you know sushi, like I knew sushi..."

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'Scientifically speaking, this whale meat is delicious.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Soup of the month.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Awkward First Dates

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Platter confusion.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Delivery!"