Sushi Gifts

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"Let me begin by discussing the new sushi vending machine in the break room."

"It could use some wasabi."

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'Here's your cat - and here's your bill from the Sushi Emporium.'

'Oh boy - Sushi!'

Waiter - 'You can get personal insurance with the fish.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Conveyor belt sushi

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

'He's been barred for life from every sushi bar in town.'

'What happened to Al's Bait Shack?'

Save the Whale.

Sushi Train Spotters

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Our sushi is the freshest in town!'

'You're kidding... I love sushi, too!'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"If you know sushi, like I knew sushi..."

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

'Be forewarned, Ben is into sushi.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Cat's 'To Do' list.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

'Scientifically speaking, this whale meat is delicious.'

Awkward First Dates

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Sushi Cat

"I really need to start carrying some wasabi."