Trip To Hawaii Gifts

Lei-ing Hens

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Airplane Mode.

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

I love my Uke.

Mini Bar

The Echoes at Killarney