Trip To Hawaii Pillows

Lei-ing Hens

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

I love my Uke.

Mini Bar

The Echoes at Killarney

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'