Moving To Hawaii Pillows

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Bribes for Jabs

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

I love my Uke.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

Lei-ing Hens

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Animal immigration

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Arabian Cuisine

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Welcome to America'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Half French/half English.

Emigrating to Oz.

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'