Moving To Hawaii Pillows

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

I love my Uke.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Lei-ing Hens

Frosty, the Golden Years

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Arabian Cuisine

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Welcome to America'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Half French/half English.

Emigrating to Oz.

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.