Holiday Nature Lover Gifts

"To me, nothin' says Christmas like shootin' your own tree."

Bitchbark Canoe

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

So Close..

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....