Spooky Holiday Seeker Mugs

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Ice Skater

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Snowman

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Did you say psst?.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Welcome Ghost.

Just one more choccy...

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

The Bride of Frankenstein

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Choirboy

'People soup again?'

Little Boy Missing Christmas