Spooky Season Seeker Mugs

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

Welcome Ghost.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Fancy a pint?

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

Witch Bonfire

Happy Halloween!

The Bride of Frankenstein

"You never know what will catch on!"

Candy Corn Dracula

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

The October 31 Committee

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

'People soup again?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Just in time for Halloween...

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."