Festive Folly Seeker Pillows

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Margarita

Fleas Navidad.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

The New Year's Dance

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Dog's Christmas list.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Festivus poles

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Counting Blessings

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'