Festive Folly Seeker Mugs

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Margarita

The New Year's Dance

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Dog's Christmas list.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Festivus poles

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Counting Blessings

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

How to believe in yourself.