Snow Vacationer Prints

'Don't think discomfort, think off-season rates!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Skiing.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Whose the new guy?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Clown Skis.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."