Wintertime Wellness Pillows

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Greco-polar wrestling

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

'I waxed the runners.'

"It's a bit derivative."

Cold Call

Snowmen Crime Scene

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

Rude Devil Snow Angel

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Death warmed up

Snowman and snowsnail.

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'