Winter Wellness Guru Mugs

Snowman has other fruit and veg as well as carrot: 'I'm making sure I get my five daily portions.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Have you been working out?'

Nutritional Supplements.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Lion in Winter

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

'Stan, I'm worried about how contented you seem - I think you need therapy.'

'I'm really stressd. My therapist thinks it's caused by too much power yoga.'

Your hands are cold...

"I want to have a relationship, but can't figure out what to do to make myself an attractive date. Should I defat, skim, try ultrafiltration lactose reduction?"

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."

"Mr. Bermudez passed out and hit his head, but that'll heal."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

The Evolution Of Obesity.

1999 Influenza Chic.

'My obsessive-compulsive patient is making great progress -- he missed his last appointment!'

"She may have an incredible body, but we have incredible ice cream."

'You're in extreme danger because. . . and of course worrying about those things will kill you.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Essential Motor Oils

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.