Entertainment Wizard Gifts

'Not only can I see the future - I also get HBO and Showtime for free,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Best Special Effects Award

"When did this game get started?"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"Let's just say that, from here on in, parental guidance is advised for this whole darn network."

"Put a bit more expression into it..." "We can't tell the difference between the elephant and the mouse!"

Stage hand.

Merry Christmas // Happy New Year

"Inspiration"

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

Dirty Harry Potter.

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

'Jimmy can hang by his heels.'

"Adjusting the picture won't make it any clearer."

"This has nothing to do with any of that. It's an electronic component."

'Alvin writes poetry...he he has a great imagination...He imagines someone will actually read that Junk!'

'The heart's no problem, but you've got no chance with the xbox 360!'