Educational Wizard Gifts

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Stationery Shop

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Name your sources."

Man with post it note

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Tie Rolls

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'