Game Night Mugs

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'BINGO!' 'Please don't! That's 3 games in a row I'm off by 1 number!' ' Stop, Ruby! This is a friendly game!'

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

Bingo night.

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Monolithopoly.

The Waiting Game

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

Scrabble player spells out aaaaaahh as he has heart attack.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

'Your turn.'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Oi, are you trying to see my cards?"

'It doesn't look like high definition TV to me either.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Oh no. . . not bloody 'Hangman' again!!"

"Made a crop circle? Abducted an Earthling? Probed a..."

"It's Jim's idea of a party game. Choose the correct remote and you get to pick the movie we watch."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cheating Death

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"How else was I supposed to do 'nudist' in charades?"

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."