Game Nights Mugs

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Playing cards.

"We each get nine random cards and place them like this. Then I deal a card and if it matches one of your cards, you turn it over. When you get three in a row...you tell 'bingo'!"

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Checkmate I think!'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.