Game Nights Pillows

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Playing cards.

"We each get nine random cards and place them like this. Then I deal a card and if it matches one of your cards, you turn it over. When you get three in a row...you tell 'bingo'!"

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Big Game Park

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'