Games Night Pillows

The Waiting Game

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Checkmate I think!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'