Gamer Night Pillows

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Midnight Basketball

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Biliard Enthusiast

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Battleship Bingo Night.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"