Gamer Night Pillows

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Midnight Basketball

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Biliard Enthusiast

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'