Family Game Night Pillows

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"No, no, we're not going to hunt you! A 'scavenger hunt' is a game: want to come and play with us?"

"We each get nine random cards and place them like this. Then I deal a card and if it matches one of your cards, you turn it over. When you get three in a row...you tell 'bingo'!"

"Because those aren't the cards I dealt you!"

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

'It's a film!'... 'What's a film?'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'He's not quite dead yet: Wanna play Charades to pass the time?'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Bingo night.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."