Golf Strategy Gifts

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The Golfing Accident

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Zeus's Caddy

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Putting Practice.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golf lessons

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

How's My Drive?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'He lived and died for golf.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Amateur Golfer

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Herb's from Texas."