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"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Can't we take a long view without a long meeting?'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"Always be prepared."

"This better be important."

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

'For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success' by me again.'

Martin Jol

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'