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"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Can't we take a long view without a long meeting?'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"Always be prepared."

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"This better be important."

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

'For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success' by me again.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

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