Strategic Player T-Shirts

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

Poker, Stocks, Kids = Gambling

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'