Tactical Gamers Mugs

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"It's baaaack!"

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Playing Pyramids

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Trojan horse.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'