Tactical Games Mugs

Blowing Out Parachute Flares

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Alternative fielding positions

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Tic-tac-toe

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.