Tactical Operations Gifts

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

The Jerry Scarer

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Trojan horse.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"Next!"

"They appear to be opting for the circled-wagons defense."

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

How's my blitzkrieging?

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."