Cold Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a true Cold Warrior? Our selection of quirky and clever products celebrates the chilled confidence and creative flair of those who face challenges with a frosty exterior. Perfect for fans of strategic thinking, resilience, or simply love the cool, calm, collected attitude. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these items bring humor and style to the coldest of personalities.

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The DaVinci Cold.

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'Well, Ted - at least you did catch something.'

'Well, Ted - at least you did catch something.' mockup

'Well, Ted - at least you did catch something.'

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"Enjoy your little cold. You won't feel that bad, but it's disgusting enough to get you out of your office Christmas party."

"Enjoy your little cold. You won't feel that bad, but it's disgusting enough to get you out of your office Christmas party." mockup

"Enjoy your little cold. You won't feel that bad, but it's disgusting enough to get you out of your office Christmas party."

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Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint. mockup

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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"We'll always have Paris..."

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Ice fisher.

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"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down. mockup

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

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Keeping warm.

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Hacking through ice in order to fish mockup

Hacking through ice in order to fish

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"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!" mockup

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

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The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon. mockup

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

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"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one." mockup

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

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"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper." mockup

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

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"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck." mockup

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

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"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce." mockup

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

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Hockey Season.

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'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.' mockup

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

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'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.' mockup

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

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Electric Blanket.

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Yo ho ho!

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"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!" mockup

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

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A guide to seasons in the North East mockup

A guide to seasons in the North East

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'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?' mockup

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

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The New Normal

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Finally! A cure for the common cold! mockup

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

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'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.' mockup

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

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'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!' mockup

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

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"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing." mockup

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

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Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it! mockup

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

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Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

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"We should never take walks like this more often."

"We should never take walks like this more often." mockup

"We should never take walks like this more often."

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Why giraffes hate winter

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UFO Shelter

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Cold Warrior Gifts Collection

Cold Warrior Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the Cold Warrior vibe—perfect for those who stay cool and collected, even during the busiest mornings.

Cold Warrior Pillows

Bring a cool, confident touch to your home decor with our Cold Warrior pillows—comfort meets creative spirit in every stitch.

Cold Warrior Prints

Discover inspiring prints that honor the Cold Warrior's resilience and wit—ideal for adding personality and style to your space.

Cold Warrior T-Shirts

Find your perfect Cold Warrior t-shirt—stylish, witty, and designed for those who take their cool seriously.