Cosmic Chill Warrior Gifts

Space Heater

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Ice Skater

Skiing

Born to be Mild.

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Screensaver says project compiling.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Couch potato.

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Relaxation Technique

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '