Cosmic Chill Warrior T-Shirts

Space Heater

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Skiing

Problem Solving

Born to be Mild.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Coffee

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Relaxation Technique

Couch potato.

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'