Cold Water Enthusiast Pillows

'Is the water cold?'

"Hey, Honey, is the lake still co...never mind!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"I surprise you every year!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

Ice Fishing.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."