Cold Water Enthusiast Mugs

'Is the water cold?'

"Hey, Honey, is the lake still co...never mind!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"