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'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Trawling for Fish.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'