Grumpy Winter Warrior Pillows

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

Ice fisher.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"First break since 2008."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"A little help?"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Sriracha"

January Joiner

'We need a new hot water bottle.'