Grumpy Winter Warrior Prints

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

Ice fisher.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"First break since 2008."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

UFO Shelter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"A little help?"

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'