Winter Complainer Pillows

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I hate this time of year."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Fireplace Projector.

Three bears hibernating

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Snow again, today...'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Keeping Warm

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

'You're a great laugh, but you're just too cold in bed.'

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'