Winter Complainer Pillows

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"I hate this time of year."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Fireplace Projector.

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three bears hibernating

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

'Snow again, today...'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'You're a great laugh, but you're just too cold in bed.'

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'