Whiner Pillows

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Flat Cap and whippet

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

Nature Magnified

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

Moan Pig.

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

'Yeah, not very appetizing, is it? Just close your eyes and eat: It's not that bad...'

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

Let Joey do the talking. He's always knows the perfect whine to go with broccoli casserole!

This party better be good. I even had to wash my face!

What if dogs were charming...

'Mr. Humbug'

'...then I won't have to listen to you whining, will I?'

Rain cloud follows shepherd.

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

"Say 'oink'."

"Buuuuuuuurp!!"

'Every day the same old story! What's wrong with that damned kid?'